Saturday, May 21, 2011

THE RULES OF A GENTLEMAN.

1. Run with her on the beach
2. Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3. Never talk about other girls in front of her.
4. Learn to play the guitar for her.
5. Comfort her when she’s scared.
6. Watch the sunset with her.
7. If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8. If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.
9. Never force her to do anything.
10. Call her beautiful, especially when she least expects it.
11. Never let her walk home alone.
12. Play with her hair when she’s lying on your chest.
13. Always make the first move.
14. Never lie to her, She’ll find out.
15. Kiss her when she’s sleeping.
16. Sing to her no matter how terrible your voice is. (…she’ll like it.)
17. When she’s fighting with someone, defend her even when you don’t think she’s right.
18. Accept her for who she is.
19. Call her beautiful instead of hot or sexy.
20. Don’t let go first during a hug.
21. Tell her if she has something in her hair.
22. Tell her you love her before she sleeps every night.
23. Never go through her messages.
24. Making her look bad in front of your friends will make you look bad, too.
25. Always have her back.
26. Kiss her in the rain.
27. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
28. Stay on the call with her even if she fell asleep.
29. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
30. Give her piggyback rides.
31. Call her babe.
32. Apologize when you’re wrong.
33. Always open the door for her.
34. Boobs or butts don’t matter.
35. Notice the little things.
36. Give her flowers.
37. Good hygiene is a must.
38. Be Confident.
39. Don’t swear.
40. Carry things for her.
41. Always be the stronger one.
42. Pay for dinner.
43. Hold her chair.
44. Be a good listener.
45. Don’t brag.
46. Compliment her.
47. Don’t use her.
48. Respect her.
49. Perform random acts of kindness.
50. Never take her for granted.
51. Give her breakfast in bed.
52. Hang out with her friends too, not just yours.
53. Do whatever it takes to make her happy.
54. She’s more important than videogames.
55. If she slaps you, you probably deserved it.
56. She should have three things from you, your sweatshirt, a stuffed animal and a really pretty ring.
57. Never slap her, even if it’s a joke.
58. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
59. Forget her birthday once and you’re screwed.
60. Hug her from behind.
61. Never insult her, even if you’re just fooling around.
62. Don’t make a promise if you meant to break it.
63. Never miss a date.
64. Try your best to get her something on your vacation. (…it doesn’t have to be expensive, as long as it’s from the heart.
65. Wear that knitted sweater she made for you. (it will mean the world to her.)
66. Never ask her to buy you things.
67. If you love her, show her, not your friends.
68. Don’t get upset if she wants to watch chick flicks. (…you might even like it.)
69. When she’s sick, don’t neglect her.
70. Reply her texts.
71. Never ask a girl out because of a dare.
72. Never be late for a date.
73. Unexpected surprises.
74. When both of you are in a fight, take the blame even if she’s wrong.
75. Listen to what she has to say.
76. If you know she loves you, don’t play with her emotions and take advantage of it.
77. When she refuses to talk to you because you did something to upset her, insist and make up for it.
78. Make her feel like a princess.
79. Shift to the dangerous side when crossing the street.
80. When she drops something, stop whatever you’re doing to help her.
81. Never let her down or blow her off.
82. Treat her like your best friend.
83. Kiss her hand.
84. Love her when she least deserves it—that’s when she needs it the most.
85. Tell her your stories and feelings too. She wants to hear them. Promise.
86. Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings; she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.
87. Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.
88. Believe her and believe in her.
89. Good grammar is sexy.
90. Look her in the eyes.
91. Let her rest her head on your shoulder.
92. Take the initiative to go and talk to her.
93. Have pillow fights with her.
94. Never talk behind her back.
95. Never be a jerk to her in front of her friends.
96. Never go to parties or hang out with other girls without her.
97. Never make excuses.
98. Don’t talk to her when you’re mad. (…you will screw something up)
99. Don’t try to keep anything from her.
100. Slip sweet notes in her locker. (…it will complete her day.)
101. Never let a day pass without saying “I Love You” to her.
102. Always protect her from any kind of harm.
103. Never give her a reason to think that she’s the man in the relationship.
104. Grand gestures.
105. Kiss her under the stars.
106. Love her unconditionally.
107. Make her an album of the songs that reminds you of her.
108. Never lead her on if you know nothing’s going to happen.
109. Never answer “Does this make me look fat?” question. (…it’s a trick.)
110. If you love her, never let her slip away.
111. Your warmth soothes her heart.
112. Smile and laugh at her jokes, even if they aren’t funny.
113. Always be available for her.
114. If you love her, tell her before its too late.
115. Never forget an anniversary.
116. When she’s with you, always make her feel like she’s you’re first and last.
117. Little compliments mean a lot to her.
118. Show her off in front of your friends.
119. When she’s tired, carry her.
120. Never accuse.
121. Do it because you want to, not because you want something back in return.
122. Actions speak louder then words.
123. Have those I-Love-you-more-fights. (…she thinks it’s cute.)
124. Never say “whatever” when you are arguing with her. (…it’ll make her madder.)
125. Never blame her for your mistakes.
126. She loves that cute smirk. Promise.
127. A gentleman is the one who never hurt anyone’s feelings unintentionally. (-Sir Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde)
128. No more bro’s before hoes. Well respected women, before bro’s.
129. Don’t go anywhere without kissing her goodbye.
130. Hold the door for every girl, attractive or not.
131. Try to write a song for her, even if you’re not musically inclined. (…she’ll love it no matter what.)
132. Text her good morning to have her day start with a smile.
133. She comes first. Always.
134. Never let her forget how much she means to you.
135. Never let her fall asleep waiting for your call.
136. Her “nothing” is always something.
137. Never tell a girl she doesn’t understand. Ever. Chances are she does.
138. Forehead kisses.
139. Have a day for just you and her; she loves the one on one time.
140. Have tickle fights with her. (…but let her win.)
141. Dance with her even when there’s no music on.
142. Stay up, even if you are tired to talk or chat with her.
143. Never give her a reason to doubt your feelings for her.
144. Never reject her kisses or hugs.
145. Don’t text or call her just because you’re bored.
146. Kiss her spontaneously in the middle of her sentence.
147. Love her for who she is, not for who you want her to be.
148. When she pushes you away, pull her closer.
149. Love her for who she is, not for who you want her to be.
150. If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that. Don’t be an idiot, don’t take her for granted.
151. Call her love. It sounds classy.
152. Tuck her hair behind her ears.
153. Never compare her with your ex-girlfriends. She is incomparable.
154. Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
155. If you fall in love with her, tell her. Just be prepared to catch her.
156. In the middle of a hug, squeeze a little harder.
157. A gentleman always cheers for his hometown team. Win or Lose.
158. A gentleman respects every woman in his life. If you can’t respect your own mother, forget about respecting your girlfriend.
159. Stupid lame jokes; awkwardly adorable moments.
160. A gentleman thinks first before saying it.
161. A gentleman is never rude.
162. A gentleman never breaks a promise.
163. Don’t try to out dress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should not feel that she’s under dressed.
164. A gentleman always dresses well.
165. Don’t just talk the talk.
166. Look people in the eyes when you greet them and shake their hands.
167. Never cut someone off.
168. When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. (…she’ll love it.)
169. Open doors. Pull out Chairs. Let her order first. Simple manners.
170. Give girls a little extra respect.
171. A secret rooftop meeting never gets old.
172. Calling her “baby” will make her melt every time. Promise.
173. When listening to the radio, if a love song comes on, squeeze her hand tighter.
174. A gentleman never hits a girl. Ever.
175. Confidence is sexy. Cockiness is not.
176. Hold her while she cries, nothing feels better.
177. Always maintain eye contact. It a sign that you are paying attention to her.
178. If you make her bite her lips, know that you’re doing a damn good job on whatever you’re doing.
179. Hold her tight, she won’t want you to let go.
180. Make holding her hand too tight be the only way you can hurt her.
181. Kisses aren’t everything; never underestimate the power of a good hug.
182. Play with her fingers; she loves the way your hand touches hers.
183. Grand gestures and complimenting the little things aren’t opposites. Do both.
184. Don’t tell her you love is forever unless you have no doubt it is.
185. Tell her all your sweet memories together. She’ll be smiling all day long knowing that you remember every single moment of it.
186. If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy enough.
187. A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile. If you love her, don’t give another guy that chance. It should be you making her smile.
188. Every gentleman should have at least one suit in his closet.
189. A good look is just a bonus if you have a great personality.
190. A gentleman should always have one good watch on his wrist. It's a mark of character and dignity.
191. Gentlemen, wear a belt. It's called underwear for a reason.
192. Don't try to out dress a woman. She should be the center of attention and should not feel that she's under dressed.
193. Being open-minded and aware of the world around you shows class and sophistication, but avoid seeming pretentious by being modest instead of showing off what you know.
194. Don't ask about the last guy she was with. Being competitive is a young man's game.
195. Avoid public fights with your woman. Keep things private to let her know there's an exclusive world that you and her share.
196. Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public, especially in the presence of a woman you're trying to impress.
197. If you want to leave her, leave her breathless. If you want to lie, lie next to her. If you want to let go, let go of your pride and pursue her.
198. Boasting about your intelligence isn’t attractive, neither is downplaying it.
199. Always keep the balance between obsession and apathy. Make her feel important but give her some space when she needs it.
200. Gentlemen, be aware that the line between confidence and arrogance is extremely thin.
201. Every girl wants that feeling of being wanted and belonged to. So gentlemen, give it to her. Give her your undivided attention, the best that you can offer her and the best of that you know she deserves.
202. Always kiss your lady’s hand. It will make her feel like a queen.
203. Apologize. You are not degrading yourself, you are showing that you care for that person's feelings.
204. Don't tell her you love her, unless you really mean it.
205. Nice guys finish last because they put their ladies first.
206. Don't waste time looking for all the wrong ones, when you already have the right one.
207. Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So- if you give her any crap, you will receive tons of shit.
208. Chivalry is very much alive. Just because a girl acts like she doesn't care for those small things, inside she's really looking for it.
209. Don't bring up how many girls you've been with; it will not look you better nor will it impress her.
210. Tell her nobody's perfect, but she is as perfect as they come.
211. Allow your lady to walk ahead of you,  not all over you.
212. Don't tell her you love her, if you have another girl by your side.
213. A girl's dream is to own something that belongs to you. When she has that, she feels extra close to you.
214. If you feel as if you'd die for her, live in such a way that she would know that.
215. Go ahead, take a punch for her, give one if necessary, just make sure she wasn't the one that got hurt.
216. Sometimes you shouldn't have to ask how she's doing. Read the signs: look into her eyes.
217. A boy makes her girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
218. Spill your heart out to her; if she loves you she'll love to listen.
219. "Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful."
220. Don't flip out when your girlfriend wonders who you're with or what you're doing. It means she cares and she's actually afraid to lose you to someone else.
221. Just because she has dated douchebags does't mean there isn't a chance for a nice guy.
222. When she starts to let go during a hug, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.
223. If she worries about you, it just means she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
224. Give her something to tell her friends about.
225. Kiss her nose.
226. Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.
227. Remember, whenever she finishes a sentence with "I've never told anyone that before," make sure to never forget.
228. There are so many fish in the sea. Do not settle until you have found your mermaid.
229. A gentleman can recognise it when he loses a fight. Know the difference between standing up for yourself and being a fool.
230. Hold her when she's crying and tell her that everything's going to be okay.
231. YOU CAME FROM A WOMAN. SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DISRESPECT ONE.
232. A gentleman should always give up his seat for the elderly.
233. A gentleman never lies to his woman. Ever.
234. Never ever make a girl feel anything less than perfect.
235. If you aren't treating her right, don't be mad when somebody else does.
236. When you say "I Love You", say it in a way she'll want to hear it. Look her in the eyes; grasp her hand; and lean close to her, so she knows you're truly serious.
237. Remember, she loves you for you. So don't try to go around changing yourself just to impress her.
238. "Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time." -Luigi Pirandello
239. When she rubs her arms with both her hands, it's another sign saying, "Hug me, make me warm."
240. When you're holding hands, squeeze hers from time to time. It will surely make her look at you and smile.
241. A true gentleman should never take advantage of any lady.
242. A gentleman only lies to his woman if it involves surprising her.
243. Before speaking your concerns, give them thought, then do so appropriately.
244. A gentleman is always a gentleman and nothing less.
245. Any lady just wants you to be a well-mannered gentleman that treats others right.
246. Tell her she's beautiful everyday. You don't know how much that will mean to her.
247. Be the one who stays by her side and protects her. Especially when no one else does.
248. Honesty. She'll respect you even more.
249. Love her when she least deserves it because that's when she needs it most.
250. It doesn't matter how many fights you two may get into. If you truly do love her, it should never matter. Ever.
251. Fall in love with her flaws. Everything else will be a plus.
252. A gentleman respects a woman's boundaries.
253. A gentleman admits when he's wrong, and stand his ground when he is right.
254. If you break up with her, check up on her every once in a while to make sure she's alright.
255. Remember, she has a past too. Don't hold it against her.
256. A gentleman is smart, but a great gentleman is well educated.
257. Never, ever give her a reason to feel threatened by another woman.
258. A true man's heart knows no distance.
259. If she's responsible for your smile, then be responsible with her heart.
260. Don't make her feel special when she's actually not. Avoid false hopes.
261. Just because you've stopped talking to each other doesn't mean you're not on her mind.
262. A good gentleman treats his mother like a queen.
263. A kiss is nothing unless it is backed up feelings for her.
264. She deserves the best. Even if you're not meant to be the man to give it to her.
265. Pretty & sexy is not the same as beautiful.
266. Being a male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
267. Never miss a chance to tell her you love her because you never know when it'll be your last.
268. Men are supposed to lead, not lead on.
269. Chivalry will never run out of style.
270. If you love her, remember that on the bad days.
271. Calm, cool & composed. All characteristics a gentleman possesses.
272. If she leans against you, hug her. She wants to be held.
273. Never make her stay up all night waiting for your call, and have to realise late at night that you aren't going to call.
274. You need to have your favourite song. The one that reminds you how it all began. Make sure she never forgets it.
275. Hold her tighter, kiss her harder and love her more as everyday goes by.
276. Treat everybody equally. Their sexual orientation should not matter.
277. A gentleman never pursues an already taken woman.
278. Good morning texts.
279. Be a lady's man, not a ladies a man.
280. Make her your everything in front of everyone, every time.
281. The acknowledgement of a gentleman is found through his actions and the word in which he gives.
282. Ladies first.
283. She chose to be with you, don't test her.
284. A gentleman never has to tell anyone he is a gentleman.
285. Love her through life, through death, and even after that.
286. Never make a promise you can't keep.
287. Don't ever hold anything against her, especially her mistakes.
288. A gentleman knows when to call her sexy and when to let her know she's beautiful.
289. Spending time with your lady is all well and good, but a gentleman never forget his friends.
290. Trust will make or break your relationship.
291. Chivalry and respect are as natural to gentleman as breathing. They should not require effort.
292. It does't have to be her Birthday or Valentine's Day. Show up at her door with a rose, a blanket & a picnic basket.
293. Practice what you preach.
294. A gentleman should not abuse power, but they shouldn't forget that they have it.
295. Treat every woman the way you'd want your daughter to be treated.
296. Don't leave her because of long distance. The absence makes the heart grow fonder.
297. A gentleman must know how to take care of himself as well.
298. If you care about her, chase after her.
299. A gentleman should not easily let his woman slip his sight, but he should know her freedom of space.
300. Play games not ladies.
301. A gentleman never allows himself to come second to another, and knows when he has to move on.
302. Sometimes she's just waiting for you to make the first move.
303. Be yourself. Because by being yourself you could possibly be everything that she needs.
304. Texting her "good morning beautiful" instantly puts her in a good mood. It lets her know that she is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning.
305. The trick to being a gentleman is making her feel like a lady.
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to be continued...

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