ETIQUETTE FOR A LADY

1. Stay classy.
2. Always cross your legs when wearing a skirt. Always.
3. Chew like you have a secret.
4. Smile, it helps you get your way.
5. Leave the rumor-spreading and trash-talking to Gossip Girl.
6. Respect yourself. (If you don’t, he won’t either.)
7. Leggings are not pants.
8. Keep your heels, head and standards high.
9. If he doesn’t treat you like a princess, then he doesn’t deserve to be your prince.
10. Love your body. (It’s the only one you’ve got.)
11. Never reveal your age, weight or bra size
12. Proper grammar will get you far in life.
13. No, passing out drunk on the floor is not sexy.
14. Being beautiful is a choice. (…and it’s never too late to choose it.)
15. Never dumb yourself down for a boy.
16. Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak; it means you’re strong enough to wait for what you really deserve.
17. Always know how short is too short, be it a dress, haircut, heels or a man.
18. Confidence is your best accessory; never leave home without it.
19. Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty pair of underwear.
20. Makeup is meant to enhance beauty, not cover it. (Leave the down makeup for the circus.)
21. Never let a boy define who you are or what you are worth.
22. Don’t belittle yourself for anyone.
23. If they can’t do their part, then they don’t deserve your heart.
24. Don’t make someone a priority if they only consider you an option.
25. Be a force of nature
26. Never allow yourself to be bullied into silence.
27. When in doubt, what would Audrey do?
28. If he leaves or gives up on you, remember, it’s his loss, not yours.
29. You are beautiful, and no one has the right to tell you otherwise.
30. Be careful who you open up to. Only few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
31. Never settle for less than you deserve.
32. Think before you speak. (You never know who’s listening.)
33. If they can’t handle you at your worst, then they sure as hell don’t deserve you at your best.
34. Be your own heroine. (The only thing you need to be saved from is the idea that you need to be saved.)
35. Less is more. The less you reveal, the more people can wonder.
36. Every calorie is not a war. (You are beautiful, no matter what you eat.)
37. No one can make you feel inferior without consent. (Eleonor Roosevelt)
38. Beware of men who only compliment you on your body.
39. Be kind, even to those who are not.
40. If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, then you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. (Johnny Depp)
41. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
42. Being alone and being lonely are two different things. (Even if you are one, you don’t have to be the other.)
43. Say what you feel. (This is no longer a man’s world, Ladies.)
44. Do not mess with someone else’s feelings just because you are unsure of yours.
45. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
46. Shower curtain ruin the ambiance of every sexy picture you try to take of yourself.
47. Your dresses should be tight enough to show you’re a woman, and loose enough to show you’re a lady.
48. Never be reckless with someone else’s heart and don’t tolerate those who are reckless with yours.
49. You can’t expect him to be perfect. (…nobody is.)
50. Never start fights, but know how to finish them.
51. Love your mother.
52. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken (Oscar wilde)
53. Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
54. Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.
55. Live well. Love much. Laugh often.
56. It’s okay not to be okay.
57. The sexiest curve on your body is your smile. (Flaunt it.)
58. Beauty is only skin deep; elegance is innate.
59. If he doesn’t chase you when you walk away, keep walking.
60. Beauty may get the attention, but personality will capture the heart.
61. If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from within, not from men.
62. Your “flaws” are the greatest things about you, and aren’t flaws at all.
63. You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
64. An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.
65. Forget what has hurt you in the past, but never forget what it has taught you.
66. There are so many people out there that will tell you that you can’t. What you’ve got to do is turn around and say, “Watch me.”
67. Come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
68. No person is worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.
69. Stay on top of things.
70. Blow kisses, not boys.
71. Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. (…unless, you eat it.)
72. If people are trying to bring you down, it only means that you are above them.
73. Never be a spectator unfairness or stupidity.
74. Don’t let people get under your skin, no matter how hard they try.
75. Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.
76. The words: Little. Black. Dress.
77. When you are angry, you have the right to be angry, but never the right to be cruel.
78. Act your age, not your shoe size.
79. Follow your heart, but don’t forget to take your brain with you, too.
80. Swallow your pride occasionally, it’s not fattening.
81. You should be able to make a man smile with your clothes on.
82. Mistakes are avoidable. Learn how to forgive yourself.
83. Always dress like you're going to see your worst enemy. (Kimora Lee Simmons)
84. When all else fails, kill them with kindness.
85. Count your blessings, not your blemishes.
86. If he's willing to cheat with you, he'll be willing to cheat on you.
87. Even the biggest failure beats the hell out of never trying.
88. Haters only hate the things they can’t get and the people they can’t be.
89. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
90. If someone makes you more upset than happy, they aren’t worth your time.
91. There are a few cases where less is more does not apply. (One is your clothing.)
92. Don’t be a home-wrecker. (If someone’s taken, they’re taken. Don’t try and ruin their relationship just because you want them.)
93. Keep it classy, never trashy. Just a little bit nasty.
94. It is better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.
95. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.


to be continued...